Saturday, 23 November 2013

so many things happened in such a short period of time !!!

so these past few months i was completely out of interest for blogging as something happened to my husband, he died due to an accident with Jason's buffalo when crossing my mother's farm last two months, so practically i was mourning for his death as well as happily receiving his billions of Euro money, not to mention my questionable way of avenging his death by paying Jason with cash. yes... i killed my husband...indirectly...

baby2 are u ok in there? dont move, let it kills u thanks.


no, not that, i lost interest in making money to click those websites, those are all ridiculous no way im gonna spend my hours in a day to visit those not so much profit returning websites. i might as well bomb the homes of the owners... and  i wont delete my previous posts too, it's ok read it all everybody, get flabbergasted of how foolish i was and thank goodness i havent reached the level of that of a cow...

no not u, me silly, to fall in love with such a handsome money like u...


the truth is it was last month when i was having a stroll through a lane of a mountain side in Himalaya looking for the truth inside myself, i finally caught a glimpse of Gandalf with his stick slowly walking towards me, i asked him, "Gandalf what r u doing here, long time no see, now i know why ur not in Valinor last two weeks when i was there..".. and he said" oh, hoh hoh, lady yuri, time may have touched me but not so the lady of liars. i am merely looking for Frodo who lost his mind and stranded on this modern earth through a portal accidentally created by me, and for almost a month ive been doing so"... i retorted "my oh my, theres a set of halfling skeletons i found by the tree not so far from here, that could be him and please forgive my polar bear dog, have a nice day!"... poor Gandalf he turned gloomy so suddenly, then in a few feet away i accelerated at the speed of light when i heard Gandals screamt "i will slice your throat yuri undomieliarrrr"... hahahahaha

mummy2, Gandalf wants to knock me with his walking stick!


but i was so sad... tom welling said he could not spend the third weekend every month usually provided exclusively for me because Jamie suspected something fishy was going on regarding the smell of his husband everytime he returned home... sorry Jamie, i am the true love of Tom you're just a womb carrier for his children not to mention as well being a good source gene pool... the strategy to look for a new scandal is being initiated...

i always asked him to be attired like this whenever he's coming over...


i dont know... i lost the strength of my heart so many long time ago when i was still the crowned princess of Cetra, it was my sister, she envied me for having the fairest face in the world, contrary to the fact that she inherited that shiny hair gleaming in a yellow silvery way. no one knows, the Cetras are mostly red-haired, less commonly blond, and most rare is raven which is my hair, the hair of the first Cetras, before they moved to a place still unknown to the second and third races of the Cetras. so it's not about who's more beautiful actually it's about who is more original... well what to do, thanks nanny Serena for dying my hair since i was a baby, what was her motive, i still do not know... 

we can foreverly argue whos the most beautiful but we
will remain as the best siblings forever with me being the most beautiful...